If suicide bombing is such a great wheeze, why don`t?

Osama Bin laden and all his lacchies like the Muslim Council of Britain. Abu Hamza and the rest lead by example and do us all a favour and do a suicide bombiing themselves. Afterall none of these so called top clerics seem to be in a rush to meet Allah and get the 75 vestral virgins.Instead they brainwash daft, illiterate wee boys and girls to do the dirty work whilst they get rich and fat on the monies that the foot soldiers bring in to their cause.